Now let's say that, in this hypothetical scenario, this incredible video starts the ball rolling in our minds. And we come to the conclusion that Katee Sackhoff and Rob Pattinson are a match made in heaven! Sorry Robsten fans (including we at TID as of about a week ago), but what RPatz obviously needs is a fabulous, hilarious, slightly older woman to love him and teach him how to be a man. Let those older babysitter fantasies come true, Katee! You are the harbinger of...a happier, more complete Robert Pattinson. SO SAY WE ALL.
Move over Apollo, Starbuck's got a new man. And he SPARKLES!
The other thing we like about this theory is that it opens up (in our minds, at least) the possibility of the last half season of Battlestar actually just being a "waking dream" of RPatz's. Wouldn't that be nice? Although, let's face it, his mother being a hamburger he wanted to eat is still better than the ending of BSG. But that, friends, is a topic for another (extremely long and simultaneously worshipful and anger-filled) post.
Until then, let's all put the ancient power of The Secret* to work and get our "Robtee" (that couples name might need some work...) vision boards going. Here's our stellar contribution:
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